The Turtle Shell 3.0 is the waterproof, rugged, portable Bluetooth speaker that’ll next-level your social scene with high fidelity sound. It packs 20 hours of playtime and 3400mAh of power in an IPX7 rated, design-magazine-worthy polygonal housing you’ll be proud to display anywhere.
We've been there. Your social calendar is as blank as the stare of a bank teller in a country where you don't speak the language, and your outlook on life is about as positive as 20 years hard labor in a Siberian gulag. You think it'll never be sunny again, even when it is, actually, quite sunny outside. Life is meaningless.
Have you considered music?
It's what saved us. Specifically, portable, powerful, uplifting sounds of joy emanating from the most elegantly rugged of sources, the venerable and venerated